My name is Josey, the pussycat. Did anyone ask me about bringing a baby into the house? Did anyone think of my feelings? When can I sleep on the bed again? Why does Kim fuss so much about my hair? I would think leaving traces of myself seconds after she vacuums shows my affection for her! Oh, and I can't help it if a bring up furballs at 2:00am while she feeds the baby... she's up anyways, might as well clean.
Okay, little person here's how it is. Stay out of my basket, my food dish and my litterbox. In return I'll provide... nothing. I'm a cat!
I'm glad we had this little discussion. Now, move on. I need my sleep before you start chasing me in a few months.
My name is Josey, the pussycat. Did anyone ask me about bringing a baby into the house? Did anyone think of my feelings? When can I sleep on the bed again? Why does Kim fuss so much about my hair? I would think leaving traces of myself seconds after she vacuums shows my affection for her! Oh, and I can't help it if a bring up furballs at 2:00am while she feeds the baby... she's up anyways, might as well clean. 
Okay, little person here's how it is. Stay out of my basket, my food dish and my litterbox. In return I'll provide... nothing. I'm a cat! 
I'm glad we had this little discussion. Now, move on. I need my sleep before you start chasing me in a few months.
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